Mazuma Mike

Meet Mike, our wonderfully misguided spokesperson. Mike has great intentions, but things don’t always work out quite right for him. One thing that has? This spokesperson gig. Not only does he have a loyal following on his Facebook page, he’s also BFF with the Sporting KC team. Best yet, he just starred in our newest set of commercials. Check ’em out!

Mike’s latest radio spot:

Mazuma Mike

Mazuma Mike

Kansas City

My self-summary

Hi, I’m Mike. I was born and raised in Kansas City and have banked at Mazuma for years. Everyone there seems cool — but be careful. Sure, their employees are hilarious and make up 95% of my Facebook friends. And yes, they helped me get an amazing rate on my new Smart Car. But one time they refused to let me in just because I showed up in my birthday suit. That’s discrimination!

What I’m doing with my life

By day I'm Mazuma's spokesperson, and by night I'm asleep at 7:15.

My Interests:

  • Mazuma
  • blanket fort architecture
  • listing four things
  • food

Faith

I believe in a thing called love, just listen to the rhythms of my heart.

The 3 things I could never live without:

  • Air
  • The Notebook
  • My handmade Mazuma cape

I’m looking for:

  • My car keys
  • My left sock
  • Love in all the wrong places

The most private thing I’m willing to admit

I love Mazuma. There, I said it. Are you happy now? ARE YOU HAPPY?! Because they are always so DANG HAPPY. It’s … awesome.

My Details
  • Age: 32
  • Sex: Mail
  • Height: 5’10”
  • Body Type: Lumpy
  • Diet: No fish or tilapia
  • Job: #1 Mazuma Fan
  • Offspring: Love that band!
  • Pets: Will do, but prefer tickling

Mike Exposed

Mazuma Mike with callouts